Sexy. A word that describes many people, yet none embody the term more than current business student and aspiring business mogul known only as "Chris". Things have always come easy for the 5 foot 9 inch tall Adonis who’s pale skin and bulging chest convey the looks of a comic book super hero. Girls gawk on the streets, many too intimidated by his looks to go up to give him their phone numbers. Scholars listen in awe at his theories and wait eagerly for a chance intellectual conversation with the genius. His enemies give up at just the thought of taking on the powerful business mind in a game of business strategy. So what else is there for the man who has everything? A chance to defeat the stock market, take over Wall Street, and make Gordon Gecko look like a snake-oil salesman. Sexy is right!
Chris' Bio
This is what I attempted to send in to the school as my picture and bio for our business trip to New York. Sadly, it was rejected...
Sexy. A word that describes many people, yet none embody the term more than current business student and aspiring business mogul known only as "Chris". Things have always come easy for the 5 foot 9 inch tall Adonis who’s pale skin and bulging chest convey the looks of a comic book super hero. Girls gawk on the streets, many too intimidated by his looks to go up to give him their phone numbers. Scholars listen in awe at his theories and wait eagerly for a chance intellectual conversation with the genius. His enemies give up at just the thought of taking on the powerful business mind in a game of business strategy. So what else is there for the man who has everything? A chance to defeat the stock market, take over Wall Street, and make Gordon Gecko look like a snake-oil salesman. Sexy is right!
Sexy. A word that describes many people, yet none embody the term more than current business student and aspiring business mogul known only as "Chris". Things have always come easy for the 5 foot 9 inch tall Adonis who’s pale skin and bulging chest convey the looks of a comic book super hero. Girls gawk on the streets, many too intimidated by his looks to go up to give him their phone numbers. Scholars listen in awe at his theories and wait eagerly for a chance intellectual conversation with the genius. His enemies give up at just the thought of taking on the powerful business mind in a game of business strategy. So what else is there for the man who has everything? A chance to defeat the stock market, take over Wall Street, and make Gordon Gecko look like a snake-oil salesman. Sexy is right!
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